2.5 probably, rounded up for being free.It's not the worst thing I have read. But it did remind me why I don't really read het any more. If I had had a drink every time the word p**sy was mentioned, I'd have had alcohol poisoning by 50%.Kassidy was exasparating, eye-roll worthy at times, but quite reasonable at others. Still, [I'm not a prude - what I'm doing is wrong-no it isn't - but what would everyone say if they knew - gosh my sister is a porn star - i'm so much better than her - I'm not a prude - but why does she take money for what I do for free - I'm not a prude - I love them both but they love each other but Chris loves me but... what if they leave me and set off into the sunset - I'm not a prude.]On a positive note, neither character is perfect. They feel -mostly- real. The pacing was slower than I anticipated, but that's not a bad thing.Cunnilingus exists to make people realize their feelings and rimming makes the one watching tear up. Why the hell not?In conclusion, I probably should have spent my non-existant-in-June free time to reread a favorite book/fic, and left the m/m/f menage that got me rolling my eyes for July. My choices, my mistakes, I suppose.