Very few things make me really mad. Religious brainwashing ruining people's lives for no good reason is one of them. I am not against religion in general. Strike that, I am. I am not against belief is more accurate. I get the social meaning it serves, the purpose it gives to those who need it, the reassurance, the feeling of belonging. But making other people flagellate themselves because they're not up to your standarts? Who the fuck do you think you are, religion?It's a five stars book. Because of reasons.Because it managed to surprise me. Repeatedly.To amuse me.To engage me.To enrage me and (somewhat) appease me.Because we're talking fanfic.Because the ending was worth the journey. Few things lately live up to my expectations. This one exceeds them. It kept surprising me till the end. Even the last sentence was a surprise, like 'wait, there's no more? Whyyyy?' Because of this:If you exist, please help. If you don’t, I’ll do it on my own.Brilliant.